Monday, September 27, 2010

Not Me (Beach Edition)

I did NOT go to the pool and lay in the sun during the hottest time of the day with my sunglasses on and NOT receive a very unattractive raccoon face in reward on the very first day of vacation.  Not me! 

I did NOT slack on being consistent with my 2-1/2 year old's potty training this past week because I was just plain lazy.  She has NOT regressed back into wearing diapers all the time now.  Not me!

I did NOT get told when grocery shopping with my family to buy food for the week at our beach house that my butt crack was showing.  I was NOT completely mortified and definitely did NOT feel a little angry even though the lady paid my a courtesy by telling me.  (Hey- I had a newborn a month and a half ago - don't I get a little slack?  Lol.)

It was NOT me sitting on the body board on the beach telling my daughter to pull me around on it in the water.  I was NOT doing this because I was too tired to stand there or chase her around and I did NOT think that this would keep her busy for awhile.  Not me!

My husband did NOT dig a big hole in the sand to stick our procoscious daughter in to keep her out of trouble.  I did NOT get jealous that I didn't think of this first.  =P

My daughter's diet this past week did NOT consist of chips and Capri-Suns with the occassional oreo.  I would NOT be the type of mom who let this go just because "we're on vacation!"  Not me!

On the way home from literally traveling all day yesterday, I did NOT realize that we had not changed Emma's diaper in over 12 hours.  My poor daughter did NOT sit in the same diaper all day.  Not me!

What have you "not" done this past week?

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